marvelous-gallifrey:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

You forgot the original six-word memoir by Hemingway - “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” 

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dirkstriders:

best siblings bye

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firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

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Rate My Professor. 

Rate My Professor. 

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aradiamegid0:

may i remind you of how fucking great homestuck looks

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cryomage:

Video Game Meme / Seven Games [7/7] → Bioshock

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relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

cyan-shenanigans:

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

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